After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body? Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .... Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making land Mines that look like prayer mats! Its doing well! Prophets are going through the roof!!